Shhhhhh! It's sort of a secret!

She doesn't know it yet, but I have hijacked her blog to get things started. First you should know that she is insanely busy in an "I might fall down right now" kind of way. Her daily tasks include:

• household manager
• maintenance coordinator
  
• billing department
• collections department
  
• landlord
• queen of McGyvering all things when necessary
• keeper of the cheerios and icy pops
  
• cooks on demand
  
• cleans with a vengeance, to the microbial level
  
• does laundry that makes a mountain seem tiny (in record time I might add)
  
• brings the neighborhood drooling with her baking skills
• keeper of all things
• household finance manager
• can pack a house in no time flat
• doesn't mind cross-country drives
• looks at everything as an adventure

All this with three kids under the age of five, a loving husband, a Mastiff, a cat and an African Grey parrot that chatters non-stop.

I'm telling you folks, in the most amazing way, it's SOOOOO much better than TV. After she gets moved cross-country, she'll write more, but trust me, you'll want to check back here often because her stories? Yeah, nothing compares.